Tuesday, September 06, 2005

The Jedi Order? What fools...

It seems that the numbers are not in my favor here. That means only one thing: YOU PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING IGNORANT. To me, it will still be Sith Lightning. But I will move on now, to a more touchy subject.

The Jedi Order during the waning days of the Republic. What about them you ask? THEY WERE FOOLS AND DESERVED TO BE WIPED OUT.

Woah, that came out of nowhere right?

Exhibit A: They were fools enough to still side with the Republic when they knew it was being corrupted. I thought Jedi weren't supposed to take sides, but apparantly they thought that the Republic were the overall "good guys."

Exhibit B: When the Jedi were contacted for their assistance, they would side with those who got to them first.
If anyone read Labyrinth of Evil they might know what I am speaking of. General Grievous had not always been a cyborg. His race of people were at a civil war with the Huk, the other species that lived on his planet. All was going well for Grievous, leading his army into victory after victory. But the Huk contacted the Jedi, and with their help, destroyed Grievous' men. Thanks to that, they pissed Grievous off even more, and that played a factor into him siding with the Separatists.

Exhibit C:
Anakin was not the Chosen One. You can point the blame on Qui-Gon for this one. He felt soo much that Anakin had been the Chosen One. Obi-Wan accepted his wishes to train the boy, on the grounds that he was in fact the Chosen One sent to bring balance to the Force. Yoda felt otherwise, but the council allowed him to be trained. I don't need to mention that was a mistake for them right?

Exhibit D: Jedi did not use their time wisely in the 1000 years before Darth Sidious surfaced. They became kinda relaxed when it came to lightsaber dueling. It shows during all of the duels in the prequels. Given that Qui-Gon was talented, he was still brought down by Darth Maul. Obi-Wan was only able to strike him in half because he had allowed anger to enter his manuevers for only those couple minutes, and he had the element of surprise.

Now to the main point of Exhibit D, four Jedi together COULD NOT defeat a Sith Lord. Mace Windu led Kit Fisto, Stass Allie, and Saesee Tiin to Palpatine's quarters to arrest him. But old man Palpatine took out the first three like they were just flies on the wall. All of them were well respected Masters, but screwed up big time.

Exhibit E: The Jedi way made them too much of a pussy.
Palpatine-"Kill him!"
Anakin-"It's not the Jedi way!"
Bad example because Anni ends up cutting off Dooku's head anyway.
Anakin-"You can't kill him! It's not the Jedi way!"
Mace Windu-"This man is a traitor!"
Anakin-"He must face trial! ... I NEED HIM!"
Now if Mace Windu, the most badass of the Jedi, had said "Fuck you Anakin, I'll do this myself," then his arm wouldn't have been chopped off and he wouldn't have been tossed out that window. And Palpatine would have been over with. And the the Galaxy wouldn't be forced into the Empire.

SO IN CONCLUSION: The Jedi pretty much fucked over the Galaxy, NOT the Sith.

2 comments:

Tim said...

The epic violence that made it PG-13. Such as numerous limbs being sliced off by pure energy swords known as lightsabers. And The Great Jedi Purge.

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